Satu Petang yang ..............

Minggu ni Heavennn......kelas bnyk yang cancel....

Termasuklah kelas ptg td.....(ohhh...kenapa cancel???tidak...Haha!)

Maka dengan itu...otomatik la "acik" balik ke rumah...maklumlah..."eco no money"....

ni semua gara2 duit elaun masuk lmbt...wuuuuuuu....;(

Tapi bukan tu pointnye....

pointnya....

Bila nak keluar dari pintu pagar Miat yang tercinta....

ternampak fenomena ini.....(jeng....jeng....jeng.....)

kesesakan melampau yang terjadi di miat??kenapakah???

(anak panah) sampai camtu skali jauhnye parking kete???jenuh nk menapak la jang oii...

huhuhu

(anak panah) jauh lak aii parking???sobar la jang...apo nk dikato...huhu

HAAA!!!!

mesti pelik nape tiba2 Miat jd Sesak sampai camni???

nak tau kenapa

  

sebab

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TADAAAA!!!!!

inilah puncanya.......

sesiapa tak ada sticker ni....tak dpt la parking kat kampus...

bak kate org nismilan...

"Tu la deh...Dh sey koba an...poei bli bnde alah ni...kalau xdo...kek luar la diam eh keto2 tu......"

p/s:  nsb baik aq ade sticker...fuhhh...hehehehe....:)

kepada adik2 yang mengambil result SPM 2010/2011 (Part 2)

Brader2 and sister2...
Tak tau nk wat ape....sedar2 da sem 4!!OMG!!! (*sigh...tua da aku rupenye....bile r prangai nk brubah ni...owg kiri kanan da tego mcm2..ko tak sedar diri lagi ke cik pqa oiii....huhu)

Back to our topic....kpd adik2 lepasan SPM/setaraf yang nak masuk ke IPTA/IPMA/IPTS.....(pergh terase skema bile tulis perkara diatas.....erk!!)....Korg da isi ke belum UPU korg tu???
msti korg pening nk isi borg kan??kan??kan?? kat sini "acik" nk bg tunjuk ajar sket...korg isi je sume borg tu...
kalo korg blur...meh cni "acik" guide.....klik kat mana2 link bwh ni kalo nk tau maklumat lanjut...



IPTA
(klik disini)

(kalau IPTA biasanya korang kena isi borang UPU...isi 8 pilihan korang...kat sekolah cikgu-cikgu mesti ada guide...tipu la kalau korang kata cikgu tak guide langsung....huhu.)


IPMA

ok...bagi yang tak tahu...IPMA ni stands for Institut Pengajian MARA....kiranya kampus2 MARA ni owned by MARA....(Dah namanya pun Mara...mstilah under Mara...ye tak???huhu)


Kampus under MARA ada banyak ye...tp yang paling common skali adalah UniKL....."acik" nak bagi tau kat korang adik2 ni...UniKL pun ade bnyk cawangan dalam 11 kampus di Malaysia...Setiap kampus ade bidang yang specific ye....jgn lak ko mengada2 mintak course kulinari kat MIIT...tu tempah maut dek oiii...

Ha siapa2 nak isi borang UniKL boleh klik kat website ni....
UniKL website

dan ini sedikit guide untuk korang tentang UnikL...

•  - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysia France Institute (UniKL MFI)
•  - Universiti Kuala Lumpur British Malaysian Institute (UniKL BMI)
• - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysian Spanish Institute (UniKL MSI)
•  - Malaysian Institute of Information Technology, Universiti Kuala Lumpur City Campus (MIIT, UniKL)
•  - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysian Institute of Aviation Technology (UniKL MIAT)
•  - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysian Institute of Chemical and Bioengineering Technology (UniKL MICET)
• - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysian Institute of Marine Engineering Technology (UniKL MIMET)
•  - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Royal College of Medicine Perak (UniKL RCMP)
•  - Institute of Product Design and Manufacturing, Universiti Kuala Lumpur City Campus (IPROM, UniKL)
• - Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysian Institute of Industrial Technology (UniKL MITEC)
• - Institute of Medical Science Technology (UniKL MESTECH)

(more info????click here)


IPTS

ok jangan pandang negatif tentang IPTS....sebabnya??? mungkin ada sesetengah student fikir,IPTS mahal lah,tak diiktiraf lah,itu la....ini la...tapi sekarang IPTS da bnyak yang diiktiraf MQA....dan ada juga kebanyakan IPTS menawarkan pinjaman MARA dan PTPTN....jd kalau tak dpt IPTA,jangan menangis sakan...banyak lagi peluang korang untuk berjaya....

ini pulak senarai IPTS yang boleh dikatakan Best...

Universiti Teknologi Petronas
Segi Universiti College
Universiti Tun Abdul Razak
Multimedia University
Management and Science University
Taylors University College
Nilai University College
Inti University College

IPG (Institut Perguruan)

Ok...Ni pulak bagi adik2 yang ingin menjadi seorang pendidik (cikgu or lecturer etc..)

Korang boleh straight apply IPG...sbb IPG ade tawarkan Degree jugak....Kalau nak tau lebih lanjut sila

( klik sini )

lain2 maklumat mengenai IPG (pengambilan 2011)

- Tarikh Tutup Pemohonan 21 Mac
- Semakan Temuduga 4 Apr
- Tarikh Temuduga 11-22 Apr
- Semakn Tawaran 21 Mei
- Pendaftarn 20 Jun
(Permohonan dlm talian bleh dbuat dgn mgunakn No. Pgenaln Indivdu (PIN) yg bleh dbeli d BSN d sluruh ngara dgn byran RM6.)

credit to: www.facebook.com/airazulaikha

Politeknik

ok....Terus terang "acik" tak dapat nk explain dengan lebih detail.....(Ni acik tak tipu ni...acik mmg tak dpt nk explain lebih lanjut pasal politeknik)
Tapi korang adik2 kalau nk isi borang politeknik boleh  (klik disini)





Hope info di atas berguna untuk adik SPM....Gud Luck!!:D

Kenapa aku benci bola sepak dan pemain2nya..??

Tada!!!!!

Peminat fanatik bola...anda marah ke???

rileks...baca sampai habis kenapa aku cakap macam tu.....

1.  Bola sepak wat aku tertunggu2 bile live nya kat tv....Skali bile live kat Tv,clash lah ngan citer2 yg best...haish.... =.="

2. Nak tgk depa2 ni (pemain bola) live kat stadium...parents lak tak bagi...kata depa...."nak gi ngan sape?kang ade insiden mengamuk2 kan susah....awk tu perempuan"...(huhuhuhu)

3. live bola tak banyak kat Tv....ade pun kat tv1...nasib baik la ade...tp tu pun tak sume game live..tak kesa la tu...jnji dapat tgk....tp yg tak bestnye kdg2 game yg kite tunggu2 tu takde lak kat live kat channel tu...game yg best2 sume kat stesen berbayar...eden ni parabola aje yg ade kek uma ni...tu pun jiran sebelah punyo...tak dapek nk nengok pemain bola eh...jgnkan pemain bola,bola yg sebijik tu pun den tak dapek nengok eh haaa....hikhik

4. Asal gol je...kene tercover2 bersorak...kang jerit lebih2...org atas uma ni sambung menjerit version laen....ibarat penyanyi latar....

5. kalo kite (kaum hawa) kata kita minat bola...persepsi kaum adam pulak...."aii cik kak...minat tgk game bola ke minat pemainnya aje???" tp bagi aku sng aje...haa ni jwpnnye..."Agak2 kalo awak (kaum adam) tgk bola...awak tak nampak ke muke org yg score bola tu????? ^^,

maka sebab itulah aku benci bola dan pemain2nye....sbb dorg la aq mula giler bola...hehehe

p/s: *ok ayt2 di atas cuma propa.....point nye cume 1...bengang sbb gara2 khabar angin takde live mase Malaysia vs Etoile FC......huhuhu...;(

ni la gayenya bile kami (kaum hawa) maen bola.....terer kan???hehehe

kepada adik2 yg amik result SPM 2011..(part 1)

Gudluck,Gudluck and Gudluck!!

Wish U all the best 4 2morrow..

Kepd yg dpt result bagus nnt...jgn lupakan org yg berjasa kpd anda..

Kpd yg kurg Berjaya....

Dun worry...

Kalo result anda teruk..anda tak mati...percayalah....

masih banyak peluang untuk baiki diri...

Selepas ini anda kene ingt...

PERJALANAN ANDA MASIH JAUH....

Dan bila anda akan masuk UNIVERSITI....

Anda Harus Cintakan STUDY...

kerana....

Bile kat kampus...Nilah yg sume org suke....

*sigh.......I LOVE STUDY.....do you....:D

p/s/s/s/s/s/s: Dear Mek Tok....Gud Luck for tomorrow!!!Hope dpt result yg best......=)

jadilah seperti ini!!! :)

topik hari ini adalah.....

"jadilah seperti padi...makin tunduk makin berisi..."

err...

atau dlm erti kata laen..

JUST NK BG TAU YG PADI UMA ATUK SY SUDAH BERBUAH...

HAHA!

p/s: *sigh...ade kene mengena ke perumpamaan tu dgn ape yg aq cuba sampaikan...;p

p/s/s: 1st time balek dr JB TOL KOSONG,TAKDE KERETA...senang2 je byr duit tol........FUIYOOOO...KENAPE???YYYY????KENAPA TOL TAK PENUH???PENUHLAAAA..SERAM TUU TOL SEREMBAN KOSONG....HUHUHU

Saya suda dapat!!! :D

TAK SANGKA..

.............

Mak blikan bku ni utk ku...

TENKIU MAK & AYAH!!! I LUV U!!!!  :)

p/s : Mak tau aq nk sgt bace psl satu "isu" tu...Thanks mak sbb memahami....heeee...:)

p/s/s: Sy gembira hr ini...yeay!!! ;)

Mari buat kek!!! :)

Apabila cik pqa teringin nk wat kek....

huhuhu

tengok owg laen wat kek,aq pun teringin nk wat kek..hee...:D

Setelah survey2 kat tenet...

Ni lah hasilnye!!!!!  :D

Tadaaaaa!!!!Oreo cheese cake!!!..hehe

Kat bawah pulak rupa kek bila dipotong...

p/s: jom mkn!!!  :)

p/s: sory kalo kualiti gmba kurg baik....sbb amik thru henpon..

Listen-Beyonce Knowles

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can't complete
Listen to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning to find release

Oh, the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

You should have listened, there is someone here inside
Someone I thought had died so long ago
Oh, I'm screaming out and my dreams'll be heard
They will not be pushed aside on words
[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/beyonce-lyrics/listen-lyrics.html ]
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't, if you won't

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but I will complete

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you think you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own, my own

kejadian misteri yg berlaku di bandar baru nilai

tengah hari tu....

pas kelas aq balik uma...

cam bese r naek moto "kiut" aq tu..

then smpai ke roundabout BBN...aq ase sumtin wrong...

nk sedapkan ati...aq memekak nyanyi lgu (dlm ati jela...)

then...da lame...aku pelik..

nape aq tak smpai2 lg uma aq ni???

sedangkan dr miat ke uma aq kalo naik moto 15min da smpai

then aq prasan...

sumtin wrong dgn jln yg aq lalu...

ni bkn jln yg aq slalu lalu...

sepanjang aq blaja kat miat...aq tak penah lalu jalan ni utk balik ke uma...

aq makin tak sedap ati...

aq cari signboard...

skang ni aq kat mane?

then aq terkedu bile aq terpandang satu signboard...

"BATANG BENAR"

HAH!!!!!

CAMNE AQ BLEY SMPAI KAT BATANG BENAR????

Aku da cuak giler...

Mcm mane aq bley smpai cni???

Da jauh gile aq sesat ni....

Then bile smpai uma...

Aq tak abis2 pk..

camne aq bley smpai BATANG BENAR?????

Ape yg menggerakkan  moto aq smpai aq bley menuju ke BATANG BENAR????

Then aq tny ayh aq...

Siasat pny siasat...

Kini terbukti...

aq slh masuk simpang kat roundabout tu...hehehehehe

jd kwn2...

ingt ye...

hati2 ngan jalan Banda Baru Nilai...

Terutamanya kat kawasan Roundabout tuuuu...

BAHAYA!!DANGER2!!

nnt ade anasir yg bawa anda ke BATANG BENAR....

~huhuhuhuhu~

p/s: Tu la padahnya berangan mase memandu...Hati2 di jalan raya....

99 fact about GUYS!!! (source from knowledgesutra)

info ini dipetik dr knowlegdesutra...btol ke????Guys sila jwb...hehehe

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. 
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

p/s:Bia Btol ni??????bnyk giler....kepala suda pinin bace...u olang baca sendili aaa...hehehehe...:p